How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
this just has baby written all over it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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