Sry I called you an 8
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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