Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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