Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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