Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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