Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This is the prime rib incident all over again
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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