Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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