No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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