Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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