Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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