We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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