Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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