Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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