Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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