Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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