i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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