Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So gin and wine won't be happening again
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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