i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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