YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
kristin has been a bad kristin
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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