I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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