P.S. I can't hear my feet
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
so let's talk penis.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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