She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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