please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize