You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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