i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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