but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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