But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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