I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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