seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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