Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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