think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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