So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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