I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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