ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
