i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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