she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
