erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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