You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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