Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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