If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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