I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Sex in the backyard? Check.
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