When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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