You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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