And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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