we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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