she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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