the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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