I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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