Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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