Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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