Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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