No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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