ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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