Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
