you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I love you.
Bad choice
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