What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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