I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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