sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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