His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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