Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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